Last night Tara and I were planning a quiet evening of watching Deadwood and The Office, but then she called me and was all like, “The Secret Machines are playing at First Ave tonight,” and I was all like, “I’m low on cash and we already saw them. Besides, we were planning on spending a quiet evening watching Deadwood and The Office.” And almost as soon as I hung up I realized how incredibly lame I was being, and I called her back and said, “Never mind. We’re going to see the Secret Machines at First Ave tonight.”
And man, am I glad I changed my mind. The last time I saw them it was fucking awesome, and this time it was about a thousand percent better. So, you do the math.
Why was it so fucking awesome? Well, first of all, it was “in the round.” Some of you who aren’t fans of Def Leppard* or the circus may not be familiar with this highly technical term, but it basically means that the stage is in the center of the room and the audience surrounds it on all sides. I had no idea how First Ave was going to pull this off, but they did, and magnificently. It looked something like this:

Did I mention it was fucking awesome?
Here’s another reason it was fucking awesome: they played my favorite SM song, “What Used To Be French”. When I saw them last time, they didn’t play it, and I figured well, no duh, because it’s an old song from their first EP; of course they’re not going to play it. But then last night they totally opened with it, and totally killed it, and it was totally fucking awesome.
And they played all my other favorites, including “Faded Lines” and “Lightning Blue Eyes” and “Alone Jealous & Stoned” and “The Pharaoh’s Daughter” and of course “The Road Leads Where It’s Led”.
And they encored with “First Wave Intact” and that, too, was fucking awesome.
One thing that puzzles me, however, and about which I’d very much like to be enlightened by anyone who knows more about the economic machinations of the music industry and touring business than I do, is this: How can a semi-obscure band (albeit one with a very devoted following and a major-label contract, but still) afford to bring a special stage setup with them that involves the aforementioned in-the-roundness, plus special scaffolding and mounts for special, very expensive-looking lights to be operated by an employee whose whole job during the show is to operate the lights on cue with the music using a very large and expensive-looking computerized lightboard setup, which has been moved from up on the balcony to the First Ave mainroom stage (where all the other bands in the world normally play the other 364 days of the year, but oh no, not the Secret Machines) alongside two other people, also supposedly in the exclusive employ of the Secret Machines Foundation, who are running sound on equally large and expensive-looking soundboards which have also been hauled down from the balcony and onto the stage—not to mention the fact that both times I’ve seen the Secret Machines, there’s been no opening band, just “an evening with the Secret Machines” (as it was advertised in the City Pages) which is pretty much the only time I can think of that happening since I saw Pink Floyd play Jack Trice Stadium in Ames in 1994, and which certainly must also somehow make the whole touring enterprise more expensive? And it’s not like the tickets, at $15, were expensive. Do they just have a bunch of money to throw into putting on really fucking awesome rock shows where they are the one and only, expensive-looking-light-drenched headliners? Perhaps the Brothers Curtis, being from Texas, are heirs to an oil fortune. Or maybe they have a “special relationship” with the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.
*There’s an oft-repeated bit of rock and roll lore about Def Leppard having trap doors in the specially-constructed in-the-round stage so that while one of the band members was doing, say, a one-armed drum solo, the other members could descend below the stage and receive sexual favors from groupies. I really, really hope this story is true. The Secret Machines’ stage did not boast this feature, though I wouldn’t have been all that surprised if it did.
Posted: October 13th, 2006 under Concerts, Minneapolis, Music.
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