I know I talk a lot of game about being Irish and all, but I realized today, or perhaps was reminded of the fact, that I didn’t have anything green to wear. As most of you know, I boast a wildly polychromatic wardrobe that ranges from black to charcoal to gray and even occasionally to beige, taupe, and rust. But somehow, it’s lacking green. So I figured I should remedy that.

12-pk of Harp: $14.99+tax
Engraved Lawrence University beer stein: $20
Green Mossimo® t-shirt purchased during an eleventh-hour dash to Target: $9.99+tax
Getting drunk and yelling “Try pinching me now, bitches!”: priceless

As I post this, it’s just past five, and Loverboy informs me that everybody has been working with the weekend in mind. So go forth and get drunk. I’m going to download the Beer Baron episode and make some black & tans.