Jake Mohan Index for week ending Friday, May 20:

Birthdays celebrated: 2
Custom T-shirts purchased at the T-Shirt Deli: 1
Evenings spent at the Gold Star: 2
Songs from Marquee Moon heard at the Gold Star in one sitting: 4
Bottles of red wine consumed: 1.2
Amount, in minutes, viewed of The State’s VHS collection Skits & Stickers (Stickers Not
   Included): 45
Number of posts on Nick’s blog calling bullshit on an Iowa City band, by name: 1
Kickball games from which my team emerged victorious: 1
Minutes spent online at work researching parallels between Pale Fire and Infinite Jest: 38
Evenings spent at a sports bar: 1
Televisions deactivated with TV-B-Gone at said sports bar: 2
Games of Cutthroat Cricket played at said sports bar: 1
Trips to the gym: 1
Films viewed from George Romero’s ouevre: 2 (Night Of The Living Dead, Day Of The Dead)
Double-drum jams with Dino: 1
Length, in minutes, of Nolan’s newest song: 8.5
Minutes by which I was late to work on Monday: 12
On Tuesday: 18
On Wednesday: 34
On Thursday: 47
On Friday: 93

Best balls-out melodic hard rock album: The Secret Machines, Now Here Is Nowhere
Second best balls-out melodic hard rock album: And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead,
   Source Tags & Codes
Best sentence from Craigslist: “Insecure depressive seeks despotic ballcrusher to finalize
   descent into madness.” —From “Nervous Wreck Seeks Domineering Bitch for Rebound
   Melee”
Best idea for collaborative musical projects in the new practice space: Ambient Sundays
Best song listened to during the commute to work: “Interstate Love Song”
Drum sound I’d most like to emulate on my next recording: “Interstate Love Song”
Best song of the 1990s: “Interstate Love Song”
Best song 3′14″� in length: “Interstate Love Song”
Best song ever: “Interstate Love Song”