The Drunk Dino Dispatch
Last night was quintessential. I decided I wanted to park myself in some hipster bars and get drunk, so we headed out to the Rainbo and then 1056. Dino and Adam met up with us and Dino was in rare form. Adam, who’s known Dino for close to ten years, said it’s the drunkest he’s ever seen him.
The DJ at 1056 was playing some 80s music, and perhaps taking ’s cue from the previous night, Dino came up with some very clever re-interpretations of the lyrics:
“Borderline”—”I will fuck your fucking shit up all over the borderline”
“I Love Rock & Roll”—”I love fucking you up, so fuck my ass up in the jukebox, baby”
“Rio”—”I will fuck you on a boat across the Rio Grande”
Like I said, he was in rare form. At one point, this sketchy girl tried to hit on him, but he was having none of it. Then he attacked my brother.
Like I said, he was in rare form. (I love drunk Dino!)
The night was a riot, despite poor bartending service, an extremely rude cab driver, and the unmoving 2 a.m. line at Estelle’s. I ought to go out more often.
Posted: March 19th, 2005 under Chicago, Images, Music.
Comments: 6
Comments
Comment from dino
Time: 20 March 2005, 15:12
you should have came out last night if you think friday was hot…ask adam about how his saturday went…he wins this weekend!
Comment from adam
Time: 20 March 2005, 22:38
yeah hmmm. i guess i had a pretty good saturday :)
Comment from Jake
Time: 20 March 2005, 23:55
Y’all are crazy.
Comment from Nick
Time: 21 March 2005, 12:20
We have serious problems. All of us.
Comment from Jake
Time: 21 March 2005, 12:26
Yeah. Our main problem is that we’re just so fucking awesome.
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Time: 17 February 2006, 07:57
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