11:34 PM Make tea.
11:36 Read Jonathan Safran Foer profile in NYT Magazine; fly into a jealous rage.
11:58 Eat chocolate chip cookies with milk.
12:03 AM Brush teeth.
12:11 First attempt to fall asleep.
12:28 Turn light back on; read “Week In Review” section of NYT.
12:42 Second attempt to fall asleep.
12:43-1:08 Think about career/lack of career.
1:09 Turn light back on; read “Arts & Leisure” section of NYT.
1:53 Third attempt to fall asleep.
1:54 – 2:08 Think about money/lack of money.
2:09 – 2:31 Think about death.
2:31 Turn light back on; read abortion debate on DailyKos.
3:13 Fourth attempt to fall asleep.
3:?? – 6:21 Sleep.
6:22 Wake to the sound of cat scratching at pile of newspapers by bed.
6:24 Feed cat; go back to bed.
6:25 Newspaper-scratching resumes. Kick cat out of room; go back to bed.
6:27 Headbutting/scratching at door commences. Let cat in; go back to bed.
6:28 Newspaper-scratching resumes. Move newspapers to desk.
6:31 Eat bowl of cereal.
6:?? – 7:14 Sleep. Dream about camp.
7:15 Wake to sound of cat scratching newspapers on desk. Spray cat with spray bottle.
7:?? Fall asleep with spray bottle in left hand.
7:?? – 8:04 Wake to sound of cat scratching newspapers. Spray cat with spray bottle.
8:05 Calculate total number of hours slept (3.5 – 4).
8:06 Call boss to announce noon arrival.
8:?? – 11:00 Sleep with spray bottle in left hand, awaking intermittently to spray cat.
11:00 Alarm sounds, hit snooze.
11:09 Alarm sounds, hit snooze.
11:18 Alarm sounds, hit snooze.
11:27 Alarm sounds, get up, shower, eat.
11:48 – 11:57 Attempt to download New Amsterdams’ Worse For The Wear.
11:58 Leave the house.
12:22 Arrive at work.