Follow the crumbs, part 3
It would appear my occasional mention of my friend Mr. Curtin and a certain cartographically-named bar in Iowa City has caused my site to appear in search results over one hundred times within the last week, during searches for a certain gay porn star. I didn’t think gay people even knew about the Internet.
Also, the two searches using my name originated from US government computers. It’s a good thing I’m not paranoid.
Best search strings this time around:
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pictures from the movie swat
The rest:
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“jake mohan” grinnell
“def leppard” “drum solo” video
“heidi julavits” 2005
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one armed drummer
manitee
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“jp mohan”
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cookie cutter shark pictures
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pictures from the movie swat
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ruthie from the real world hawaii
hirsuite women
Posted: January 27th, 2005 under Grinnell, Iowa City.
Comments: 5
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Comment from Pie
Time: 27 January 2005, 13:30
i should let you know, I just searched ” “ruthie from the real world hawaii” jake mohan” because I love the real world.
i should also let you know google asked me, ” did you mean ‘ruthie from the real world hawaii jagmohan?” dude, google thinks you’re a jag.
Comment from Jake
Time: 27 January 2005, 14:01
What a coincidence! My favorite TV show is “JAG”.
I figured at least some of the “manitee” searches would be yours, Pie. But then I realized that, being a manatee fanatic, you’d probably know how to spell it correctly.
Comment from chad
Time: 27 January 2005, 16:19
Of course you should now realize, any combo from the above search strings can in the future be turned into even more ridiculous search strings, now that you have referenced them on your blog. The gift that keeps on giving.
Comment from Jake
Time: 27 January 2005, 16:27
Of course. That’s why my Zeb Atlas nude Iowa is going to team up with Roland Orzabal and Janet Jackson’s bare breast for a one-armed manitee drum solo with no fatties and sexy hirsuite German women.
Comment from Pie
Time: 28 January 2005, 10:41
one-armed manitee drum solo?! looks like my prayers have been answered!
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