New Year’s Resolutions:

1. Come up with more original blog entries.
2. Exercise.
3. Come up with more original resolutions.
4. Stop drinking soda.
5. Rediscover Catholicism.
6. Rediscover Buddhism.
7. Stop contradicting myself.
8. Drink less beer.
9. Try new beers.
10. Find a better job.
11. Become a teacher.
12. Make everything sexier.