Imagine my shock and disappointment upon discovering that Janet Jackson’s new album Discipline is not, in fact, a song-by-song reworking of the seminal 1981 prog-pop classic.

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(I derive perverse pleasure from the fact that maybe two people, tops, will get this joke. NERDS!)