Best things about Anne and Geoffrey’s wedding:

The Carolinas

Swimming in saltwater for the first time in many, many years

Win’s Sayid impression

Renting a PT Cruiser

Renting a PT Cruiser with a GPS navigational system

Renting a PT Cruiser with a GPS navigational system whose narrator was an Australian woman

Giving Jason and Sonya a ride in the rented PT Cruiser with a GPS navigational system to the pre-wedding party and making a detour at Wal-Mart so Jason could buy a collared shirt and, along the way, naming the GPS navigational system Naomi Watts

The freestyle rap battle that Win got himself into with his south-of-the-Mason-Dixon bizzaro twin

Leading a campaign, with Mark, to go swimming at midnight last night—and bringing our awful/awesome (awfulsome) idea to fruition with twenty or so drunken people following us through the rain and veritable sandstorm into the probably very dangerous surf, and not having anyone drown

Aden speculating that his future son could very well end up being, in his words, a “superdoof”

Seeing Anne and Geoffrey get married, OBVS

It occurred to me this weekend that, as near as I can figure, Anne and Geoffrey have been together longer than any other couple my age. So of course there was, and is, absolutely zero doubt in my mind about the surety of the union.

Congratulations, you two.

image courtesy Jason’s mobile phone